If you’re reading this, it’s because something happened and I’ve stopped blogging at this address. In the event that I’m cut off, drop dead, drop out, or just move on, let me leave you with these words:
If you ever heard the horns of Elfland dimly blowing
If you ever wanted to carry a kicking, half-naked wench under your arm
If you ever felt like detonating a nuclear weapon on R’lyeh
NOW’S THE TIME
Vaya con dios, my friends. Be good to each other.