Category: Micro

June 4th > May 4th

The blood of Numernor is not yet fully spent. His name was Marvin Heemeyer, and on this day we remember how he honored the legacy of George Washington and the rest of the fathers of our great nation.  His peaceful protest occurred on this date in 2003....

Despite What They Say

It’s time for the Death Cult to trot out their annual full-court press to pimp a month dedicated to one of the deadly sins. Which makes this a good time to remind you all that June is ackshully dedicated to something far more life-giving and affirming than ostentatious displays...

Exponential Costs

Once you pay the vax geld you’re never rid of the vax....

The Paranoia RPG As a How-To Manual

Remember when they reskinned the Paranoia RPG so that, rather than ‘commie’, everybody ran around accusing their enemies of being ‘terrorists’? That humor gets darker by the day. Remember to eat lots of carbs, stay indoors and sedentary, avoid family and friend, and most important of all: take your...

Looks Like We’re In For a Blow

Not saying anything is going to happen in the next two days. But I’m not saying anything is NOT happening, either. Today might be a good day to double-check your emergency reserves of food, candles, batteries, etc....

Member When?

Member when Fauxmericans said that America was an idea, and ignored the logical implication of that stance that basing Americanhood on thoughts meant that the nation would require Thought Police? Welp, we got Thought Police now.  They wear badges like these: And it turns out Thought Policing IS who...