Stay Strong, Friends

We Gen-Xers were raised by people who were terrified of peer pressure.  They spent decades giving us the tools to resist peer pressure to take drugs.

Now they’ve spent months pressuring me to take a dangerous drug and are shocked – SHOCKED! – to find that I’ve got the tools to resist.

Now they fear my power.  The very power they gave me.

They should be afraid.  There are millions of golems out there just like me.