We Have Investigated Ourselves

And found we did nothing wrong.

Here, we see a graph demonstrating that democracy means bombing any country that threatens the Washington DC grifting machine.

Falling for this same old line is shameful.  It’s just another variation on the theme that brought you Yellow Cake, the Gulf of Tonkin, and the USS Maine.

At least they have the decency to plug my own nation – which has a history of blatantly stolen elections – into the “Flawed Democracy” status.