A Tale of Two Fandoms

I’m not paying much attention to the Current Big Thing, but you can’t hardly escape it.  It dominates conversations around the national water cooler (read: sociable media) and word filters through my tepid defenses.  Looking at conversations around the Global-Homo Sports Cavalacade and Babel Tower Pre-Game Show, it’s clear...

Take Shelter

Not sure I can recommend this flick, but it’s worth talking about why. First, the good news: It’s one of the most interesting character study films I’ve seen in a while.  For those who don’t know, a character study is a film whose overt plot is just an excuse...

Checking Sam’s Corpse for Pocket Change

Some of you people think way too small. Been following a series of threads on various sociable media platforms over the last few weeks that feature speculation about post-crack-up America.  A common strain among such threads are conjectures about what the looting of the American corpse will look like. ...

The State of Modern “Medicine”

The following conversation, which happened in Minecraft, is real.  Only the names have been changed to protect the retarded. INT. DOCTOR’S OFFICE – A CALLOPE PLAYS SOFTLY IN THE DISTANCE Hello, Doctor.  Nice round red nose you’re wearing.  Really complements your rainbow wig. > Thank you. You must be...

Caesar and the Eucharist

Let’s talk about the parts no one else talks about, shall we? The people who deny the Real Presence – that is, the Catholic knowledge that when Christ held bread before the twelve and said, “this is my body,” he was not speaking metaphorically or symbolically – don’t really...

June 4th > May 4th

The blood of Numernor is not yet fully spent. His name was Marvin Heemeyer, and on this day we remember how he honored the legacy of George Washington and the rest of the fathers of our great nation.  His peaceful protest occurred on this date in 2003....

Despite What They Say

It’s time for the Death Cult to trot out their annual full-court press to pimp a month dedicated to one of the deadly sins. Which makes this a good time to remind you all that June is ackshully dedicated to something far more life-giving and affirming than ostentatious displays...

Sign of the Times

Spotted this at a little Mom and Pop diner in southwest Michigan. This is how they reserve tables to allow for “social distancing” in accordance with Dollar Tree Hitler’s diktats.  It was the only indication anything fake was going on in the world.  The table full of good old...

Still Werfen the Flammen

Can’t keep a good man down.  Though silenced by the smol brains who run “Big Speech”, Bradford C. Walker is still laying down broad swaths of cultural napalm. “The enemy sucessfully memory-holed the authentic American literary culture, and if not for a pair of accidents–D&D and Star Wars–that hole would have...